No matter how stupid, shitty, hard or hilarious is... I will answer to your question.
Go ahead and start asking >:)
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This news post is inspired by the Ask Al Pigeoni series.
No matter how much you learn, there's still a long way to go...
J P
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Is there anything in the world that's better then sex?
Of course not.
how is it that we posted EXACLY at the same time even tough he havent had a chat in ages?
Our minds are connected. That's why.
Why hasn't my girlfriend ever had an orgasm? Never, nada, with nobody, evar.
Go and have sex with her and then analyze how she reacts.
...Or asking to a doctor wouldn't hurt either if you were serious about it :P
Who am I? (lol, I love asking this to every ask a question news post I come across)
Bahamut.
Why do I want to punch everyone?
It's the adolescence, get used to it.
How can I make mah whistle go up to bronze? :3
Keep flagging abusive flashes and reviews. How many? I dunno, there are some questions that the humanity will never answer (Except Tom Fulp)
whats the meaning of life and the exact meaning of pi (well if u dont copy paste u will write for a long time till u cant type anymore lol)
meaning of pi:
To resume the answer, pi has infinite decimals. A guy called Kanada reached 1,351,100,000,000 decimals.
meaning of life:
Wait until I die and I will ask that to God in person. Oh wait...
Which one is the true right religion?
The one where I'm the God.
should i shoot a new asshole to a guy who shot me in the leg once and to the kidney. I had a visit in hospita for few weeks. And people say in finland, Police job is easy. bullcrap-.- Should i or not?
If he tries to beat the shit of you again then shoot him.
How did that hamster got into my anus?
He just wanted to hide in the tubes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
My brain is hurting >:(
I always have this great idea, so I begin to animate it, and a little bit into it, for some reason, I'm not motivated anymore. I just can't work on it anymore, even though I want to finish it. I hate it so much.
Any remedies for this?
"I just can't work on it anymore, even though I want to finish it. I hate it so much."
lol at the irony. You decide it: To be lazy or not to be lazy.
Why is your name ThePigeonMaster? Where did that come from?
Also why do you want to answer questions after a long day of doing that at school?
"Why is your name ThePigeonMaster? Where did that come from?"
Read my response to the question and the question itself of above ^
"Also why do you want to answer questions after a long day of doing that at school?"
To share my enormous knowledge with the world.
Have i improved since your last time talking to me @;-}>
Yep. Nice going ^^
Coo?
No, you can't dance la macarena while flying a plane with destination to Greenland.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
How can I master the Falcon Punch?
1) The silence, you need both hands to clap :P
2) Yep.
3) Get angry, strong like captain falcon and shout: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Is it normal when you wake up with your penis inside of your vagina?
Vagina =/= your ass :P
why is duck tape so cool?
Because it's made of ducks!
Where is the best place to train in Legend of Dragoon?
My head hurts again >:(
Skeik
Why is my poop brown?
ThePigeonMaster
Because when water mixes with air inside our digestive system, the walls of the intestine start to rust. It is the mixture of intestinal rust with the digested food that gives the poop the pleasant brown color and distinctive odor. Cool